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Ophelia Learns to Swim
35mm, 88 minutes
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A wimpy girl turns Superheroine when she joins bankrupt Mother Nature, The Librarian and the Chocolatier to battle wealthy corporate villains Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick, Bitch-on-Wheels and The Doucher. Starring Julia Lee (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed). Made by an 80% female cast and crew. Read articles about Ophelia Learns to Swim Read reviews of Ophelia Learns to Swim Now available on DVD! Call (415) 839-5185 or order here |
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| "Was this the face that launched a thousand ships?" Hamilton (Meishach Moore) attempts to get Ophelia (Julia Lee) ready for his company's big pool party. | Virginia Svelte (Hilary Shepard) | The Broom Witch and Virginia Svelte fight over the size of their trailers. |
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| Ophelia, transformed into "Estrogen Woman," reads to the recuperating Instinct Doll after the doll's perilous plunge into the villain's toilet. | The Broom Witch (Lauren Birkell) and her mom discuss the best flight patterns in L.A. | "Frailty, thy name is Woman..."? Hamlet (Kristofer McNeeley) tries to convince Ophelia that being Estrogen Woman will suck |
The...Hoover Witch? (Lauren Birkell)
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