Weddings

Professional Bagpiper for

Serving California, New York and Arlington National Cemetery

Decades of experience, punctual, dependable, reasonable prices

Prince Charles (great environmentalist, lousy piper)

If you hire a cut-rate piper, this is what you'll get

Peter O’Toole, real-life piper in Kidnapped

Nessie: Look, Mum -

no cavities!

Flowers of the Forrest

Amazing Grace

Scotland the Brave

Skye Boat Song

The Marine Hymn

The Lady Piper at Arlington National Cemetery and Hollywood Forever Cemetery

Read how Nancy masters the bagpipes in ONE HOUR and then climbs Ben Nevis and lures the thieves to their DOOM!

Funerals

Parties

Lessons

(Click on arrows to play music samples)

Other Real Lady Pipers

...and Lady Pipers in art...

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coen brothers wes anderson sam rockwell david strathairn john sayles laurence olivier film school girl paxton whitehead james cabell ludwig van beethoven michelle kwan rowan atkinson leonard nimoy star trek groucho harpo chico marx brothers buster keaton terry gilliam monty python john cleese eric idle terry jones beyond fringe alan bennett brian cox mrs dalloway truman capote nancy drew errol flynn bob fosse bride frankenstein amelia earhart katharine hepburn phyllis diller jane fonda comic vincent price boris karloff peter lorre alec guinness carl sagan bill nye science guy pat cashman almost live bob nelson nancy guppy patch of blue miller’s crossing fargo harriet the spy pirates adventure ahab russell crowe al pacino robert deniro rosa parks sofia coppola george clooney jew of malta christopher marlowe william shakespeare

I’m a director...but what I REALLY want to do is PIPE!